Randomosity...

Sometimes I feel really random where I have a bunch of streams of consciousness thoughts going through my brain. So here is how my brain functions...

• President Obama has only been in office two weeks why are we voting on how well he is doing? Um, it took 8 years to mess this country up and it will surely take more than 2 weeks to even begin to make a dent in this economic mess.
• Seriously, who cares if Michael Phelps used a bong. I don't. He is young and he is subject to make some stupid mistakes. I ain't condoning, but I think there are bigger things to be worried about right now.
• Is 50 Cent still relevant? BTW, have you heard the new Eminem track? I know, I shouldn't but I can't help myself when a song has a good hook.
• Why is it a big deal that Jennifer Hudson lip synch for the Superbowl? Everyone does it. It is her voice. She recorded it and she sounded damn good too!
• Can I say this, the song Single Ladies is a catchy tune, but have you really listened to the lyrics? Seriously he liked it, not loved it so he is not going to wife you.
• So Jessica Simpson wore Mom waist pants? She may or may not have gained weight, but seriously who cares. I liked her on the show Newly weds.
• I cannot deal with another cold day. It is 29 degrees in Montgomery, Alabama. I don't like the winter and ain't crazy about the summer. I like the mild weather of the fall and spring.
• How do you know if you have food poisioning or stomach virus? My stomach has been hurting since Friday and I have bouts of nausea. UGH!
• I don't get face.book. I have a page and all these folks want to be my friend, but if I don't know you I ain't your friend. I have a bunch of authors as friends. However, I don't have any friends from high school or college.
• If your credit is bad should you bring your boyfriend's credit score down too?
• We have a ghost or magician on my second job. Money mysteriously disappears and magically reappears two days later. Yep, somebody is stealing.
• Why would someone schedule a store meeting on Valentine's Day?
• The worse Valentine's Day was when a boyfriend of 2 years comes to my house with carnations and takes my cousin out to play basketball. I left them damn flowers on the foyer table until they died and I also killed the relationship then too. I just wasn't into him anymore. And me being quite shallow at the time, was angry he thought he could give me carnations when I had always gotten roses. Sue me, I didn't like carnations back then. Truth be told, don't like them now either.
• The best Valentine's Day was when a boyfriend of 3 months came over and to watch movies and kept pulling things out of his jacket pockets. I got so many little tokens. I don't even remember all the things but it was the element of surprise that he thought about how to make the evening special. What was even cuter was the fact one gift was a bottle of champagne, since he was 3 years younger than me and wasn't yet 21 it was cute. Oh, he didn't drink either.
• I worry too much about things I have no control over. Probably why my stomach hurts.
• I really don't want to do another cruise, but I have to do the obligatory 10 year anniversary book club cruise (we will have been together 10 years in April) and another family cruise. I am trying to combine the two, with these economic times and my less than stellar patience I think it will be a better fit. So neither group can get on my nerves. My sister told me to shut up, stop whinning and pay my money and get my azz on the boat! Still doesn't make me want to go.
• I don't prepare my taxes until the week before they are due. I usually have to pay.
• I really want a yorkie, but due to my never being home, busy schedule and the cost of one of those suckers it will not happen soon.
• I still hate to wash my hair. It only takes an hour but unbanding and separating is an extra 30 minutes I could do without.
• Guys now like to text you. I don't like that. So impersonal and my azz will only text back a maximum of twice before I will no longer respond. My cousins hate that about me. I don't have a qwerty thingee and it would be easier just to talk on the phone, which I don't like to do either.
• Please tell me everyone has their tv's ready for digital.
• Why do I feel the need to read Pleasure by Eric Jerome Dickey again?