These are TMI randoms:

Every month I feel like the last b--ch to get picked for kick ball, the whipping post for slaves, evil stepmother, the devil, weepy Wilma and a big cat attacking its owner who forgot I was a big cat and not a domesticated kitten.

Seriously, my emotions are from one end of the spectrum to another. Right now, at this moment I want to fight someone and there is no one around to do so with.


I pick apart every statement said or written or text to me looking for that one thing to set me off.


I crave the hell out of chocolate only to taste a piece and think this is the nastiness mess I have tasted in years.


I am thirsty as hell. Like an undiagnosed diabetic.


I vacillate with decisions because my mind is a jumbled up mess of thoughts.


I am lazy. Yet, I want to do a lot of things all at once, like I have ADHD.


I side-eye folks obviously.


I will laugh out loud at folks, unconcerned whether they realize I am laughing at them.


The front of my damn head is gray. Do you hear me? Freaking gray. Pisses me off. It ain’t wisdom it is gray hair that will not stay in the lock.


When someone tells me something wonderful I want to be Debbie Downer and say something awful to counteract the statement.


Blond bald hair on some people is just ridiculous.


Why is it that I don’t have the obvious symptom most folks get once month, because of my procedure back in 2008, but I have everything else? I mean really I am one of the lucky (knocking on wood) 20% who doesn’t worry about a river flowing, but I’ll be damn if I don’t rage like a lunatic and bloat as if it is about to happen.


Rage. That describes how I feel.


I can’t get up in the mornings. Last week it was just the symptom of the time change, this week it is this mess.


I am sleepy and yet I am sleeping crazy. Sleep an hour, wake up, and go back to sleep for an hour and wake up until it is time to get up.


If I have to hear Marsha Ambrosia’s song, J-Hud’s song and that gosh awful Kem song again, I fear my radio is going out the window.


My post tomorrow has birds chirping and rainbows…Until then…