Tuesday, March 29, 2011

These are TMI randoms:

Every month I feel like the last b--ch to get picked for kick ball, the whipping post for slaves, evil stepmother, the devil, weepy Wilma and a big cat attacking its owner who forgot I was a big cat and not a domesticated kitten.

Seriously, my emotions are from one end of the spectrum to another. Right now, at this moment I want to fight someone and there is no one around to do so with.

I pick apart every statement said or written or text to me looking for that one thing to set me off.

I crave the hell out of chocolate only to taste a piece and think this is the nastiness mess I have tasted in years.

I am thirsty as hell. Like an undiagnosed diabetic.

I vacillate with decisions because my mind is a jumbled up mess of thoughts.

I am lazy. Yet, I want to do a lot of things all at once, like I have ADHD.

I side-eye folks obviously.

I will laugh out loud at folks, unconcerned whether they realize I am laughing at them.

The front of my damn head is gray. Do you hear me? Freaking gray. Pisses me off. It ain’t wisdom it is gray hair that will not stay in the lock.

When someone tells me something wonderful I want to be Debbie Downer and say something awful to counteract the statement.

Blond bald hair on some people is just ridiculous.

Why is it that I don’t have the obvious symptom most folks get once month, because of my procedure back in 2008, but I have everything else? I mean really I am one of the lucky (knocking on wood) 20% who doesn’t worry about a river flowing, but I’ll be damn if I don’t rage like a lunatic and bloat as if it is about to happen.

Rage. That describes how I feel.

I can’t get up in the mornings. Last week it was just the symptom of the time change, this week it is this mess.

I am sleepy and yet I am sleeping crazy. Sleep an hour, wake up, and go back to sleep for an hour and wake up until it is time to get up.

If I have to hear Marsha Ambrosia’s song, J-Hud’s song and that gosh awful Kem song again, I fear my radio is going out the window.

My post tomorrow has birds chirping and rainbows…Until then…



At 2:57 PM, Blogger Lovin Natural said...

LMBAO!!!!! Omg!, I FEEL you on this post. I thought I was the only one who had all these crazy thoughts and feeelings. Thanks for this great post cause you represent so many!!!! Btw, you are lucky you don't have the 'mess' to deal with that goes along with all this other mess. LOL! Peace and Blessings!

At 7:30 PM, Blogger Cashana said...

Thanks! I wasn't going to post it, but hell I just didn't care anymore. Geez!

At 5:48 PM, Blogger Denise said...

Thank you for the laugh! I needed it. This is me at least 3 days every month. I fell out laughing when you said you wanted to fight someone. When my emotions are all over the place, I'll come in the house and look at my husband like "I wish you would say something to me!"

At 12:43 PM, Blogger Cashana said...

Denise - LOL! I just mean mug my co-workers and my employees at my 2nd job. I am better now though. Thank goodness!


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